The final group of four should be - Robbie Savage, Jeremy Clarkson, Russell Brand, Iain Duncan (I wouldn't get out of bed to work for less than £50,000 per year) Smith. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nglist-manned-one-way-journey-red-planet.html They need a bigger spacecraft. I could fill it up. Your thoughts?
(You'd need a bigger space-ship) Mike Ashley, the Barclay twins, David Gold+David Sullivan+Karen Brady.....
Don't know his name, but that fat arse hole on the envirofone adverts who says 'wonga' in a ****ty contemptible cockney accent, what an utter ****, let's get rid now.
Tickles uses the phrase 'wonga' all the time, I did wonder if it was him, or if he's just an impressionable 8 year old. Katie Hopkins and that bird who had an abortion to get onto big brother. Mind you, you don't need a shuttle, just a catapult aimed roughly in the right direction.
2 from the four are spot on. Brand and Duncan should be given to Jihadi John actually nevermind a trip to Mars. Clarkson for PM. Total legend. Says it how it is.
I use the term "wonga" instead of money all the time. The word money is so vulgar imo. You would be surprised just how many people dont know that wonga refers to money.
No, just an afflication to everything south, except brighton, had some fantastic days/weekends there, but not likie the beach next morning for walks, especially when hung over. some really great cafe's there....
Make sure there's room for Miley "your arse is ugly" cyrus, sarah ""I wont suck d**k" palin and Taylor "you wont be the last he sh*gs" Swift
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Justin Bieber and Katie Hopkins. Have the journey take a slight detour to the sun as well.
Sorry, Jeremy has to go. If public opinion says otherwise we'll replace him with Josie Cunningham. Better still, if there's only room for four on the first trip she can sit on his lap. Any ideas on a send off tune? How about...
