Owen Jones, George Galloway, George Osbourne, Diane Abbott, Joey Barton and Bono. I'd say Russell Brand, but if life does exist on Mars, I wouldn't want to inflict that **** on the poor Martians.
Oh yeah, forgot David Cameron. And Danny Alexander. And in fact, pretty much all of the Conservative party.
Why not give Mars a reason to hate America like everyone else? Send them Barack Obama and let him screw up an entire planet.
Forget that J.Cunningham idea. Decompression in outer space could cause her free NHS knockers to explode thus causing panic amongst the other crew members. Russell wouldn't like that.
Richard Hammond, Tom Daley, Chris Moyles, Davina McCall, Tim Lovejoy, Jeremy Clarkson, Peter Kay, Robbie Williams. Katie Hopkins. Gary Barlow. The thought of the Earth without these is making me smile.