Cheddar,Gouda,Emmental or Edam would do the job.
Emmental or Edam IMHO
Cheddar,Gouda,Emmental or Edam would do the job.
No. I'll give you a clue: it was Scotch and wet.
Toley Fart?
Oooooooft, that looks ****ing mega!
For the first time ever you dun a funny.
Best you retire now, whilst you're on top Fingers.

Looks ****e.
Best thing is French toast, brown sauce and bacon... and real bacon, none of that streaky ****e.
There is some scum in this world that call it "eggy bread" and not "French toast", the ****ing ****ers. I am going to try your suggestion though.Looks ****e.
Best thing is French toast, brown sauce and bacon... and real bacon, none of that streaky ****e.
There is some scum in this world that call it "eggy bread" and not "French toast", the ****ing ****ers. I am going to try your suggestion though.
Smoked ffs.Smoked or unsmoked bacon?
Think carefully before replying. This is important.
Represents a lack of ****ing flavourSmoked ffs.
Unsmoked is uncouth and represents a lack of self respect.
There is some scum in this world that call it "eggy bread" and not "French toast", the ****ing ****ers. I am going to try your suggestion though.
Yes they do.
Smoked ffs.
Unsmoked is uncouth and represents a lack of self respect.
Represents a lack of ****ing flavour

They use oinkment to help with that.No, they don't. Their little piggies are not pink they're sunburned.
They use oinkment to help with that.

I like ham on the bone, that always tastes nice.