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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, May 24, 2014.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Emmental or Edam IMHO
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Toley Fart?
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    For the first time ever you dun a funny.

    Best you retire now, whilst you're on top Fingers.
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Looks ****e.

    Best thing is French toast, brown sauce and bacon... and real bacon, none of that streaky ****e.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I can retire now I dun one more funny that you, ya ****a :grin:

    I like Drew.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Smoked or unsmoked bacon?

    Think carefully before replying. This is important.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    There is some scum in this world that call it "eggy bread" and not "French toast", the ****ing ****ers. I am going to try your suggestion though.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They don't have proper bacon in Espania.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yes they do.
     
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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Smoked ffs.

    Unsmoked is uncouth and represents a lack of self respect.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Represents a lack of ****ing flavour
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    We called it gypsy bread.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, they don't. Their little piggies are not pink they're sunburned.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok>
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    They use oinkment to help with that.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *Jipsy
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Boooooo! Get aff the ****in stage! <grr>
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I like ham on the bone, that always tastes nice.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A ham hock. Mmmmmmmm. Excellent for making soup. ER will be along in a moment to tell us how.
     
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