Omlettes

Emmental or Edam IMHO

 

Toley Fart?

 

For the first time ever you dun a funny.

Best you retire now, whilst you're on top Fingers.

 

Looks ****e.

Best thing is French toast, brown sauce and bacon... and real bacon, none of that streaky ****e.

 

I can retire now I dun one more funny that you, ya ****a

I like Drew.

 

Smoked or unsmoked bacon?

Think carefully before replying. This is important.

 

There is some scum in this world that call it "eggy bread" and not "French toast", the ****ing ****ers. I am going to try your suggestion though.

 

They don't have proper bacon in Espania.

 

Yes they do.

 

Smoked ffs.

Unsmoked is uncouth and represents a lack of self respect.

 

Represents a lack of ****ing flavour

 

We called it gypsy bread.

 

No, they don't. Their little piggies are not pink they're sunburned.

 

They use oinkment to help with that.

 

*Jipsy

 

Boooooo! Get aff the ****in stage!

 

A ham hock. Mmmmmmmm. Excellent for making soup. ER will be along in a moment to tell us how.