Omlettes

I get it.

 

I was underwhelmed by your bacon and egg sandwich though for sure I'd eat it. The original post has been obfuscated so we now can't compare.

 

Bacon and red Leicester, for your delectation.

 

The bread density wasn't good enough.

Thick doorsteps from a crusty loaf is the way forward.
It tastes OK but the picture didn't do it justice.

I prefer a fried egg with a runny yolk so I doubt I will bother making the omelette sandwich again .

 

Prefer my yoke solid in a sandwich, egg is a bugger to get off ones shirt.

 

Poof

 

Had a chicken sangie for lunch from last nights leftover bird roast dinner.

Only time I have an omlette is when I'm in Spain where they call it a tortilla?

@davodalglish to confirm

 

Tortilla is different to an omlette. Tortillas can be lovely, but a lot of Spaniards like the tortilla with the egg yoke not cooked properly, the sick ****s.

 

My French bro in law does that too. They have crepe's with nearly raw eggs on the **** with ham and cheese.

 

****ing horrible and since when have you had a French bro in law?

 

Since 2008 or something.

I've got a French bro-in-law and a Polish sister in law.

The weddings were the best weddings ever though I probably preferred the Polish one as the fanny was fabulous.

 

Is the French bro in law pumping your sister or Julie's sister? And is the Polish sister in law getting pumped by your brother or Julie's brother or is she Julie's sister?

 

My sister is getting ploughed by a Frog.

Julie's brother is splaying the Pole.

 

Who is the one that split up from her man a year or so ago, she goes on holiday with you? She getting pumped again?

 

Aye thats Julie’s sister, she’s shagging a Taig for once. (Normally goes for staunch boaby)

 

You can't beat a nice big crepe first thing in the morning.

 

Ever had a croque madame monsieur?

 

That's on hell of a poofy napkin?