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I viewed it once, and replied once, then didn't view or reply. I knew full well who'd have what views and how they'd express them. Unlike some delicate tossers, that complain about posts and posters, I have just enough discipline to not open threads. Abridged version, if you don't like it, viewing is not mandatory, **** off and cry somewhere else.
I see tosspot mods couldn't even leave this thread alone. 
I see tosspot mods couldn't even leave this thread alone.
**** off and cry somewhere else.
**** off and lie somewhere else.**** off and cry somewhere else.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Ambiguous at best?**** off and lie somewhere else.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Are we talking truth economy or grabbing 40 winks?
Don't know what you're talking about, again, I'm talking about 'I'm not moderating any longer wah wah wah blubber blubber blubber, oh now I am', shame on me for taking someone at their word.Ambiguous at best?
Are we talking truth economy or grabbing 40 winks?
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Just enquiring as to your context with the word 'lie'Don't know what you're talking about, again, I'm talking about 'I'm not moderating any longer wah wah wah blubber blubber blubber, oh now I am', shame on me for taking someone at their word.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Yep,got you now...
Or mandatory to read.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Yes,it's called moveable mod mode...Don't know what you're talking about, again, I'm talking about 'I'm not moderating any longer wah wah wah blubber blubber blubber, oh now I am', shame on me for taking someone at their word.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
So that is what 3M stands for. Always thought it was Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing.
and we know a song about that, don't we children...
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Just read the cooking thread re. the abomination that is alcohol free beer; it reminded of a joke my mate told when one of our group asked for a 0% drink - ''alcohol free beer must be like eating your sisters pussy, it tastes the same but you know its all wrong''.
Saw the price list for drinks at Wimbledon. The expected ridiculous prices but the most ridiculous one was that for an alcohol free Gordon’s gin and tonic which was £1 more than an ordinary one.
They must love these gullible buffoons.
I must admit I do like 0% Guiness, if you like Guiness, and I do, I cannot tell the difference and I gave one to an Irishman and he was astounded it was 0%
Obviously after four or five you don’t start laughing at anything like you would with Stella, but it is a decent compromise
Haven’t tried it. But came across one in local rugby which was very nice. Forgotten name again though Helmandr knew it. German, I think. Unfortunately so few bought it they took it out. Made a nice change from lime and soda when I was driving,
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