**** off ............

smuginantibes said:
I only ever do that when people claim they're the dogs bollocks like No Fuss With Gus who thinks his dad is the richest man in the world,

Either that or people who claim I'm living above a chip shop in Seaham.

I tale care not to bost too much because I know there are lads on their arses.

If you're too dim to realise that then that's not my problem, I always try to be humble and act the daft lad unless some ****ing idiot takes the piss.
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If you're in financial difficulty, if I pay you will you please come and watch Gossip Girl with me...
 
bonnybobbypark said:
Humble?

That why you call yourself Smug?

Try again. Remember it would be so easy for someone (except me, who is computer illiterate) to flag up some of your comments
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****ing knock yersel out ......... people are always threatening to 'expose me' but none of you ****ers have ever landed a punch.

If it's so ****ing easy why have you all ****ed up son badly <doh>
 
Grafter said:
Is that the front door or the back door
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It's true what they say about the UK, people hate anyone who's successful.

I came to the south of France as a daft kid from a worked out pit village in the NE and ended up beating the French at their own game.
In the times of Agincourt I'd have been a hero but instead I'm ridiculed.

I took over the security of the Monaco Grand Prix, Cannes Film Festival and other major events and flew the flag for the NE and the UK.
Yes I'm smug because I came from a pit village with middens and no bathroom.

But, I'm not allowed to comment on my life unlike the other lads that come on here.

What a bastard I turned out to be eh?
 
smuginantibes said:
It's true what they say about the UK, people hate anyone who's successful.

I came to the south of France as a daft kid from a worked out pit village in the NE and ended up beating the French at their own game.
In the times of Agincourt I'd have been a hero but instead I'm ridiculed.

I took over the security of the Monaco Grand Prix, Cannes Film Festival and other major events and flew the flag for the NE and the UK.

But, I'm not allowed to comment on my life unlike the other lads that come on here.

What a bastard I turned out to be eh?
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Well at least you admit it, now for Gossip Girl...
 
smuginantibes said:
It's true what they say about the UK, people hate anyone who's successful.

I came to the south of France as a daft kid from a worked out pit village in the NE and ended up beating the French at their own game.
In the times of Agincourt I'd have been a hero but instead I'm ridiculed.

I took over the security of the Monaco Grand Prix, Cannes Film Festival and other major events and flew the flag for the NE and the UK.
Yes I'm smug because I came from a pit village with middens and no bathroom.

But, I'm not allowed to comment on my life unlike the other lads that come on here.

What a bastard I turned out to be eh?
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a little bit like me lol
 
smuginantibes said:
I've never said owt different mate.

I came from a pit village they knocked down when the coal ran out to mixing with the top 200 richest men in the world.

You don't do that by being Mr Nice Guy <laughL>
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No... that's usually down to Mr ArseLickingGuy... The one with bad breath nobody wants to sit next to on the plane <laugh>
 
Forza Cest said:
Says the man who is happy to tell other Sunderland fans to **** off though, simply because they disagree.


The hypocrisy here is quite frankly staggering.
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So you call my character into question then ignore me? You're ****ing prick Cest. **** you. Ignorant ****ing Arsehole.
 
Appropriate, given the theme of this thread... My girlfriend, who's Canadian, sent me a text earlier... "Woooo, celebrating the win today :)"... Completely baffled, I assumed, to my cost, that she was basking in the glory of one of those mish-mash sports they think are good...

Turns out, having tried to get her into the REAL football, all she can remember from my earlier lecture about Newcastle good, Sunderland bad, is the names of those two teams... Damn... thought this was a keeper...

Off to the depths with you manatee.
 
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