I shall await Grumpy Old Man's report
With almost baited breath
No need for that bonny lad, there are people who can decipher company accounts at a glance, Grumpy is no more than a career accountant with 40 years experience in high finance …
… it could take the owld bugger days to go through the finer details

These forums are all you need mate.
There are experts who can assess a new signing after twenty minutes, tell a career manager where he's going wrong and advise our scouts who we should be signing.
Fair enough there are exceptions and perhaps Mayenda shouldn’t have had his contract terminated, the manager actually made the right substitutions against Cardiff and Kieffer Moore turned out to be shyte …
… but the club clearly know less about running a football club than some of our supporters.
Once you accept that you’ll be canny.