Nige

The french are going to just leave the gate open at Calais... no outward checking. It will save them cash!

England's borders are ****ed.
Don't we have Border control in UK? .
Pretty sure I need a passport to get on a plane Eurottunnel train or ferry .
 
That stretch of water is a bit of a border.
You must log in or register to see images
You must log in or register to see images


You must log in or register to see images
 
That stretch of water is a bit of a border.
You must log in or register to see images
You must log in or register to see images


You must log in or register to see images

New battle of hastings ...
 
Don't we have coastguards?
If a boat full of Moroccans and Bangladeshis pretending to be Syrian want to try and get through shipping lanes in a toy inflatable boat then we should at least film it with Benny Hill music over the top
 
  1. Sterling falls more than 3% to new 31 year-low against dollar
  2. RBS and Easyjet shares fall sharply as FTSE 100 drops
  3. Former Bank Governor Mervyn King: 'People shouldn't panic'
  4. George Osborne indicates no Emergency Budget
  5. ER is still a piss stained senile old ****
More news as it happens.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Toby
Don't we have coastguards?
If a boat full of Moroccans and Bangladeshis pretending to be Syrian want to try and get through shipping lanes in a toy inflatable boat then we should at least film it with Benny Hill music over the top
Nup, the coastguard went the same way as the armed forces. Mass redundancies and vessels sold to India and such like.

So yer ****ed matey and yees only have yerselfs to blame.
 
  1. Sterling falls more than 3% to new 31 year-low against dollar
  2. RBS and Easyjet shares fall sharply as FTSE 100 drops
  3. Former Bank Governor Mervyn King: 'People shouldn't panic'
  4. George Osborne indicates no Emergency Budget
  5. ER is still a piss stained senile old ****
More news as it happens.
Where's the and finally bit?
 
  1. Sterling falls more than 3% to new 31 year-low against dollar
  2. RBS and Easyjet shares fall sharply as FTSE 100 drops
  3. Former Bank Governor Mervyn King: 'People shouldn't panic'
  4. George Osborne indicates no Emergency Budget
  5. ER is still a piss stained senile old ****
More news as it happens.

5. isn't news, the **** has been like that for over a century.