Nige

Cannae beat a classic Mindy fail to start off the week.

 

Don't we have Border control in UK? .
Pretty sure I need a passport to get on a plane Eurottunnel train or ferry .

 

Not sure how it will cope with a few extra thousand taking runners at the border, unchecked lorries or paddle boats across the channel - top gear made it in a car!

 

Border Control will be penniless come "The Hordes"

 

That stretch of water is a bit of a border.

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New battle of hastings ...

 

Here comes Abdul

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Don't we have coastguards?
If a boat full of Moroccans and Bangladeshis pretending to be Syrian want to try and get through shipping lanes in a toy inflatable boat then we should at least film it with Benny Hill music over the top

 

Aye and you can knit us a nice new tapestry to record the event.

 

Just use my Y fronts ...


The ballox tapestry

 

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The 0815 to Folkestone is now boarding

 

Gideon's been on the ching all weekend...

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It's a big **** sandwich and we are all going to have to take a bite.

 

1. Sterling falls more than 3% to new 31 year-low against dollar
2. RBS and Easyjet shares fall sharply as FTSE 100 drops
3. Former Bank Governor Mervyn King: 'People shouldn't panic'
4. George Osborne indicates no Emergency Budget
5. ER is still a piss stained senile old ****

More news as it happens.

 

Nup, the coastguard went the same way as the armed forces. Mass redundancies and vessels sold to India and such like.

So yer ****ed matey and yees only have yerselfs to blame.

 

Where's the and finally bit?

 

5. isn't news, the **** has been like that for over a century.

 

I know but it's good to cling on to some certainty in these difficult times.

 

Just like the tapeworm that clings onto ER's colon