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  1. gas

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    Cannae beat a classic Mindy fail to start off the week. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Don't we have Border control in UK? .
    Pretty sure I need a passport to get on a plane Eurottunnel train or ferry .
     
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    Not sure how it will cope with a few extra thousand taking runners at the border, unchecked lorries or paddle boats across the channel - top gear made it in a car!
     
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    Border Control will be penniless come "The Hordes"
     
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    That stretch of water is a bit of a border.
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    New battle of hastings ...
     
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    Here comes Abdul

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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Don't we have coastguards?
    If a boat full of Moroccans and Bangladeshis pretending to be Syrian want to try and get through shipping lanes in a toy inflatable boat then we should at least film it with Benny Hill music over the top
     
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    Aye and you can knit us a nice new tapestry to record the event. :smile:
     
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    Just use my Y fronts ...


    The ballox tapestry
     
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    The 0815 to Folkestone is now boarding
     
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    Gideon's been on the ching all weekend...

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's a big **** sandwich and we are all going to have to take a bite.
     
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  14. gas

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    1. Sterling falls more than 3% to new 31 year-low against dollar
    2. RBS and Easyjet shares fall sharply as FTSE 100 drops
    3. Former Bank Governor Mervyn King: 'People shouldn't panic'
    4. George Osborne indicates no Emergency Budget
    5. ER is still a piss stained senile old ****
    More news as it happens.
     
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    Nup, the coastguard went the same way as the armed forces. Mass redundancies and vessels sold to India and such like.

    So yer ****ed matey and yees only have yerselfs to blame.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Where's the and finally bit?
     
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    5. isn't news, the **** has been like that for over a century.
     
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    I know but it's good to cling on to some certainty in these difficult times. <ok>
     
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    Just like the tapeworm that clings onto ER's colon <ok>
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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