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Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by The Elfsborg Sparrow, May 9, 2018.

  1. The Punter’s Pal

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  3. The Punter’s Pal

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    It’s his wrist that’s strained, so it is near the knuckle.
     
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  4. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    I have nicknamed this 'Kojak'.
     

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  5. The Pub Landlord

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    Is that your bike in the background?
     
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  6. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    My stool.
     
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    Naughty corner stool ?
     
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  8. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    The hat is in the other corner.
     
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    Conical hat with a ‘D’ on it ?
     
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    A magic hat?
     
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  11. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    I have posted this to Kojak.

    Last week seeing him waddling down Bromley High Street sweating buckets, I thought I'd do my good deed for the day.
     

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  12. The Punter’s Pal

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    Bizarre post considering you drink 28 pints a week and I barely drink one <doh>
     
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    Headline in today's Daily Mail:

    Michael van Gerwen reveals he suffered a serious back injury while showering with his wife
     
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    He was going for a double top.
     
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  15. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Ban Gerwen likes men.
     
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    He was going for a double bottom then
     
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  17. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Playing golf, she is very happy scoring a hole in 1.
     
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  18. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    It is a good job I have my phone on silence.
    Kojak has been sending me early morning messages to see if I'm awake<doh>, AGAIN, another case of showing total disregard for my welfare. I need my sleep more than ever.
     
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  19. The Punter’s Pal

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    Clarification-

    For your own benefit, I texted you “wake up you ****”.

    Too much sleep is harmful.
     
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  20. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Not only do you play darts for a living, you are also in the medical profession?
    There was me listening to the ward medics at Kings.......
     
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