Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

[The Punter’s Pal]

@The mighty Elfsborg injured ****ing Claw

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[lardiman]

That's a bit near the knuckle @Appalling Rug

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

That's a bit near the knuckle @Appalling Rug

It’s his wrist that’s strained, so it is near the knuckle.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

I have nicknamed this 'Kojak'.

 

[The Pub Landlord]

I have nicknamed this 'Kojak'.

Is that your bike in the background?

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Is that your bike in the background?

My stool.

 

[Smudger603]

My stool.

Naughty corner stool ?

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Naughty corner stool ?

The hat is in the other corner.

 

[Smudger603]

The hat is in the other corner.

Conical hat with a ‘D’ on it ?

 

[lardiman]

A magic hat?

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

I have posted this to Kojak.

Last week seeing him waddling down Bromley High Street sweating buckets, I thought I'd do my good deed for the day.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

I have posted this to Kojak.

Last week seeing him waddling down Bromley High Street sweating buckets, I thought I'd do my good deed for the day.

Bizarre post considering you drink 28 pints a week and I barely drink one

 

[The Pub Landlord]

Headline in today's Daily Mail:

Michael van Gerwen reveals he suffered a serious back injury while showering with his wife

 

[dick plumb]

Headline in today's Daily Mail:

Michael van Gerwen reveals he suffered a serious back injury while showering with his wife

He was going for a double top.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Headline in today's Daily Mail:

Michael van Gerwen reveals he suffered a serious back injury while showering with his wife

Ban Gerwen likes men.

 

[Smudger603]

Ban Gerwen likes men.

He was going for a double bottom then

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

He was going for a double bottom then

Playing golf, she is very happy scoring a hole in 1.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

It is a good job I have my phone on silence.
Kojak has been sending me early morning messages to see if I'm awake, AGAIN, another case of showing total disregard for my welfare. I need my sleep more than ever.

 

[The Punter’s Pal]

It is a good job I have my phone on silence.
Kojak has been sending me early morning messages to see if I'm awake, AGAIN, another case of showing total disregard for my welfare. I need my sleep more than ever.

Clarification-

For your own benefit, I texted you “wake up you ****”.

Too much sleep is harmful.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Clarification-

For your own benefit, I texted you “wake up you ****”.

Too much sleep is harmful.

Not only do you play darts for a living, you are also in the medical profession?
There was me listening to the ward medics at Kings.......