The words 'work' and 'mouser' are somewhat incongruous, any change of rephrasing that one a bit PNP?Well, at least Gerrard won't have to work on his birthday, eh?
The words 'work' and 'mouser' are somewhat incongruous, any change of rephrasing that one a bit PNP?Well, at least Gerrard won't have to work on his birthday, eh?

Tickets for Steven Gerrard's final home game for Liverpool this weekend are on sale for more than £1,300.
(Source: BBC Football website)
Anyway, where does the average Mouser get that amount of money from?
There's going to be a lot of churches without their roofs, on Merseyside, very shortly!
Here's an interesting set of facts that I found somewhere:-
World's greatest top 5 divers:-
- Jacques Cousteau (legendary French deep sea explorer)
- Steve Irwin (Australian naturalist)
- Greg Louganis (legendary American Olympic multi-gold high-board medalist)
- Guo Jingjing (legendary Chinese woman Olympic multi-gold 3 metre-board medalist)
- Steven Gerrard (legendary cheat)
You cannot argue with facts.
6. Elton John! Especially in the Watford showers.....
Great send off for gerrard![]()

I find him so arrogant when he is interviewed...when he scored a header v qpr a couple of weeks ago an interviewer asked if it was his best headed goal and he couldn't help making a sarky comment like "well I did score a header in the CL final"
...twat!
his leaving announcement has been a 6 month vanity project that has seriously gone arse over tits...
Glad he didn't get his written in the stars wembley final...and his sending off in man utd game will make me smile for many a year![]()
In view of your comments, I feel almost embarrassed to say I think he is one of the true legends of the modern day game. At his best, I would say he is one of the finest midfielders I have seen.

Former Liverpool midfielder Dietmar Hamann says Steven Gerrard, 34, is likely to be the last top player to spend all his career at one club.
This is the same Steven Gerrard who will be playing for the LA Galaxy next season, right?
