I have to deal with people and sometimes it gets a bit tough. I have lost count of the number of times I have been assaulted, but I have been run over a few times, stabbed, poisoned, punched, kicked and had my vehicles driven into. The worst was getting locked in at a quiche factory for three hours, I was on a diet at the time! Actually I did have to go to hospital after that one, someone thought that my back needed a stainless steel plate lodging in it.
To be honest my visit is often the start of someone being able to actually sort thing out. I work with people to find a solution and once I can calm the situation down I generally sort things out for the best. The last job I had in Hull was to recover the employment tribunal awards for the staff of a restaurant. Oddly it used to hold stand up comedy nights as well, I wonder if all of the comics got paid?
