This is an absolutely perfect example of a Government obsessed with using a grave issue to play election politics, rather than just getting on with doing the job it was elected to do.
For over a decade we have had an asylum application system that has not been fit for purpose.
By simple incompetence we thought, probably due to years of lack of funding (like every other service).
Now it appears the disfunction was actually Government Policy. An ill-conceived attempt to dissuade migrants from coming here because their applications would take forever to process. While in the meantime they would be free to put down roots and start families here etc.
Surely the most counter-productive, self-defeating policy in Conservative Party history.
Break the system deliberately.
Now with a General Election spanking on the horizon suddenly the Prime Minister and his heartless Home Secretary want to look tough to the Electorate. So we get the Rwanda Policy, the notion of internment camps on old army bases, and finally The Barge.
So hostility to migrants becomes one of Rishi's five pledges. Something he bangs on and on about like some malfunctioning AI chatbot.
While other pledges (like cutting NHS waiting lists) are simply ignored because the Dept. of Health won't sit down and talk to striking Doctors.
So after not one deportation flight to the Republic of Genocide to celebrate, we get the cameras wheeled out to cover a couple of dozen men tramping up a gang plank onto that floating dormitory - 100% safe we are assured - designed for around 200 oil rig workers but modified to cram in 500 people.
Oh yes, very safe.
Then two days later the handful of residents have to be evacuated, some of them already sick, because a potentially lethal bacteria has been detected in their drinking water.
And that moron Jenrick insists with a straight face that the evacuation is a temporary measure, and as soon as they've flushed some Domestos through the plumbing the migrants will be loaded back onboard for another episode of public humiliation.
What planet is he on? Does he have any concept of what he sounds like?
This whole business is truly a monumental farce.
As farcical as Partygate. It shows that Rishi Sunak and his whole Party are long past their sell-by date. They deserve to be dumped out of office at the earliest opportunity. Then if he wants to carry on jetting around the Country he can pay for it himself out of the colossal fortune he married, rather than freeloading via the RAF.