Migraine

[PINKIE]

So you missed the important bit of information out in the OP about having them since 16...so you could come on here and get a cuddle.

Yeah, thanks.

Does this mean I'm not going to get any more sympathy ?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Well thanks for the advice so far lads. We've narrowed it down to :

*Brain Tumour
*Imminent death

You did ask

 

[brb]

Well if that's the case then stop being a fanny n man the **** up ffs.

Piskie dies tomorrow [HASHTAG]#Hindsight[/HASHTAG]

 

[PINKIE]

Just use Kratom mate. Best cure out there. Just don't use it more than once a week. Easy enough to buy too.

Thank me later by spanking me.

Thanks, I'll check that out.

And yeah of course

 

[PINKIE]

Well if that's the case then stop being a fanny n man the **** up ffs.

Get to **** you non Migraine ****er.

 

[Libby]

Piskie dies tomorrow [HASHTAG]#Hindsight[/HASHTAG]

He bets Hiag he doesn't.

 

[PINKIE]

He bets Hiag he doesn't.

@Hoddle Is A God

you got the stones bro

 

[brb]

Yeah, thanks.

Does this mean I'm not going to get any more sympathy ?

Dark room mate. And that don't mean so I can bum fook you.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Since 16 ? Are you a snipers dream by any chance?

 

[Libby]

Get to **** you non Migraine ****er.

I do actually get them very occasionally, nothing you can do really, dark room n time.

 

[Fox Mulder]

@Hoddle Is A God

you got the stones bro

Dr jones is still looking for them

 

[PINKIE]

Dr jones is still looking for them

Raiders of the lost Gonads

 

[Fox Mulder]

Raiders of the lost Gonads

I believe it was the temple of whom

 

[PINKIE]

I do actually get them very occasionally, nothing you can do really, dark room n time.

Yeah same. Apart from if they happen when I'm driving.

That's a ****.

 

[PINKIE]

I believe it was the temple of whom

The Temple of Womb you mean ?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah same. Apart from if they happen when I'm driving.

That's a ****.

Erm Where do you drive

 

[Tobes]

Yeah same. Apart from if they happen when I'm driving.

That's a ****.

Don’t tell the DVLA they’ll have your licence bruv.

 

[Fox Mulder]

The Temple of Womb you mean ?

Yes

 

[PINKIE]

Erm Where do you drive

Pretty sure it's near where you live mate.

 

[Skylarker]

Thanks, I'll check that out.

And yeah of course

Honestly it works a treat, and you can drink it in front of people and they think it's some fancy green tea. You'll look the part in your gay rock hugging circles.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitragyna_speciosa

I have some great recipes if you decide to try it.

Failing that buy poppy pods and make your own poppy tea. Be very careful though as it can be ****ing strong. But that's easy as **** to buy, I think Amazon still sell it, the stupid bastards