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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Aug 8, 2015.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    All I can say is that if City do win, then the Tea Lady at Chelsea better make sure sure she doesn't put the milk in before the tea bag
    Maureen will come down on her like a ****ing ton of bricks if she ****s it up and makes Chelsea lose.
     
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    He will surely sack the "bus driver"
     
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    Is the bus driver a woman ? Maureen seems to be picking fights with the females (It's the <diva> in him)
    First it was Mrs Benitez, then Eva Caniero. My money is on either the Tea Lady or one of the Women in the ticket office getting the blame next.
     
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    Fans are racist, manager is sexist. What a club <whistle>
     
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    Tea Lady's going to get demoted to doing the washing up

    You heard it here first <ok>
     
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    Surely he couldn't demote Eva any further!!
     
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    You forgot the captain and his family are pillars of virtue ! You won't see them shagging team mates partners or dealing drugs or the like
     
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    <laugh> She'll be demoted for squeezing the washing up liquid bottle the wrong way next.
     
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    She can squeeze my liquid bottle anytime she feels like <laugh>
     
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    Apparently he's been unhappy with her since he arrived. Insiders at CFC are saying she was going to be replaced anyway. But the funny thing is, the reason given is bcos the players feel uncomfortable with a female physio in the dressing room. Mourhino is unhappy with the dynamics of this and wants her gone.

    Unfortunately for him, this action would be classed as sexist and if he gets rid of her on this basis it would leave the club open to legal action by her for sexual discrimination. <doh>

    It just gets more and more ******ed by the minute tbh.
     
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  12. I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and be a bit controversial, and say that I think this is all a storm in a tea-cup that has been elevated to the height of tornado.

    Jose lost his rag over something, said some harsh words, and the press have been rubbing their cocks over this non-story, because that is what the slimy ****ers do. So what, if he had a pop at the staff? If none of you have ever had, in your lives, a top bollocking from a boss, then either (a) you've never done a proper day's work in your worthless lives, or (b) you're still at school (and, even then, I'd find it hard to believe that you've never had a bollocking from a teacher).

    Get over yourselves, ffs!

    You watch, after tomorrow's press conference, The Smug One will have calmed the waters and will have the press eating out his hands, again. And Chelsea will continue to be the best team in London, much to the consternation of the desperate Gooners, who have jumped on this very tiny bandwagon.
     
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    Wow, what a cringeworthy and sycophantic post that is. It sounds like the only cock rubbing was you with your Chelsea scarf as you typed that.

    As for a top boss bollocking, I think you've made it clear that you've never worked in an professional environment, partly because of your fake Lawyer, Cambridge / Harvard days rubbish, but also because you clearly don't understand that what Maureen did was extremely unprofessional and totally undermining of a key member of his staff.

    If that happened in another environment away from football, any manager who acted in that way would be subject to disciplinary action for workplace harassment, bullying and likely constructive dismissal too.
     
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    Jeez, that was embrassing even for you. Are you even a Spurs fan these days?
     
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  15. Stan

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    Hoddle did play for and manage Chelsea...
     
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  16. I'm loving how those trying to perpetuate this non-event are all well-known Jose-haters, comprised mostly of bitter Gooners (and Gooner lovers/closet Gooners).
    <laugh>

    Actually, just thinking about that... perhaps I should not have mentioned "closet," because it makes PISKIE frisky.
     
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    Think this sums it up

     
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    And it's only a handful of Chelsea fans trying to defend him. Isn't it HIAG ?
     
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  19. These are extracts from today's press conference:-

    So, there you have it. Jose is making it clear that the way he acted with those two numpty medical staff is exactly how he acts with everyone at the club. He has an "open" relationship, by which I take him to mean that if he thinks they've done well, he will praise them, but, by the same token, if he believes they have ****ed up, he will go ****ing ape at them! That's what happened at last week's match with those two medical staff. It's not a matter of whether or not they did, in actual fact, **** up, but rather whether or not Jose thought they ****ed up.

    He told the press, in no uncertain terms, to back right off, or he'd **** off out of the interview! Shrewd move, Jose. You're the boss, you don't have to explain yourself to anyone, pal.

    The explanation has been given, and I hope that we call all move on, now.
     
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  20. Meh. I suspect that the reason you're seeing very few people drawn to you wum attempt (apart from it being a very poor one, as usual) is down to the very simple fact that this is a non-event.
     
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