Fcuk me ... War & Peace... from the "Not bothered one"
.. for those that can't be arsed with sifting through the usual bollocks ...I've edited in order to isolate the factually accurate bit
Off Topic Marathon Running
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Fcuk me ... War & Peace... from the "Not bothered one"
.. for those that can't be arsed with sifting through the usual bollocks ...I've edited in order to isolate the factually accurate bit
****!
You are more concerned about all of this than I am, Bods!
I really couldn't give a rat's arse about any of it!
I have said - time and time again, ad nauseum - that all anyone can know about anyone else on a forum such as this is what they are told. Whether you are told the truth or whether you are told lies, or a mixture of the two, it makes absolutely no difference whatsoever. Choosing to believe in something you are told makes you as big a bell-end as choosing not to believe anything you are told.
With me, posters choose to believe or disbelieve whatever suits their particular wum-agenda. That makes them bell-ends twice over!
I couldn't give a toss if you believe what I tell you about myself or not, since it makes absolutely no difference to me either way.
The Cambridge University degree is real, and it is mine. I cannot (and will not) provide any further explanation regarding it or its inclusion in the photo than I have already provided.
Whether or not you choose to believe that it is a Cambridge University degree, and whether or not you choose to believe that it is my degree, that is entirely up to you. I do not care either way, for the very same reasons I have set out, above.
No, you are wrong, here, and I must correct you.
Pixie wants to deny my anything that (in his mind) is any kind of achievement. And there is a deep-seated psychological reason for it, and is something that I have been playing against him for several years.
I clearly represent something to Pixie that he uses as a yardstick against which he measures his own fragile ego. Every single one of the elements that I included in that photo will have grated against the very core of Pixie - in fact, I included them for that very reason. I spent quite a while contemplating adding further elements, but I do not want to disclose my identity, and I am extremely conscious of the fact that the more I disclose of myself in photographic form the more chance I have of inadvertently disclosing my identity. You (and Pixie) might choose not to believe any of it, but it is not necessarily you whom I have in mind, when I write this.
In any event, and despite the fact that Pixie knows absolutely nothing about me (other than what I have told him), I knew that the element that would disturb him the most was the sight, in that photo, of my Cambridge University degree; and I was proven right, as I always am.
I would hope, Bodi, that from what I have written, above, you will have worked out for yourself who the Master wumster is, here.
I think we have clearly established that no one knows anything about anyone, on this forum. Speculation is, therefore, pointless.
Even the Bible records the fact that no one gets into Heaven unless he comes before God as a child.
Therefore, being childlike is a blessing, not a curse.
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****!
You are more concerned about all of this than I am, Bods!
I really couldn't give a rat's arse about any of it!
Your actions say otherwise mate.
Arranging photographs to put on here and the like
ffs man, just tell them to **** off.
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Hoddle is a god
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A quick check reveals that the IOW marathon has a 813 ft total ascent
Whilst the San Francisco marathon has a 1624 ft total ascent
http://www.mapmyrun.com/us/san-francisco-ca/san-francisco-marathon-route-37004132
http://www.mapmyrun.com/sc/victoria...ers-isle-of-wight-road-maratho-route-10400170
I already told you that the 2004 San Fran Marathon had its usual course diverted due to a bomb-scare, such that the race could not proceed, as it would have, over the Golden Gate Bridge. Whether or not that had an impact on matters, I do not know.
The fact remains, that the IOW Marathon is far tougher than the San Fran Marathon.
I have checked on the USA Marathon register, and my name appears on it, against that event, in 2004. You have my word on that.
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Hoddle is a god
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Your actions say otherwise mate.
Arranging photographs to put on here and the like
ffs man, just tell them to **** off.
It's so much more fun this way, though, Bodi.
Your actions say otherwise mate.
Arranging photographs to put on here and the like
ffs man, just tell them to **** off.
Amen ... even dragged me into his pantomime when I hadn't demanded he prove anything to anyone ... stupid fcuker
...only if you've got a "wanting to look a complete twat" complex
Mission accomplished Quentin ... comedy gold
Oh yeah, I forgot that the year that you ran it they moved all the hills
That's convenient eh ?Post up your name so that I can check to see whether you're bullshitting again
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Hoddle is a god
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Oh yeah, I forgot that the year that you ran it they moved all the hills
Post up your name so that I can check to see whether you're bullshitting again
I'm sure there were inclines - perhaps even some steep inclines for those who lack the requisite toughness to run these kinds of challenges. It might even be the case that given the fact I had already run both the IOW and Hastings events, that the San Fran, by comparison, wasn't as frightening as it might otherwise have been. I don't know - and I don't really care, tbh.
The fact remains that the San Fran was not as demanding for me as either of the other two events. No amount of pointless and ignorant scoffing on your part is going to change my opinion on that.
The Island's got Bear Grylls ... The Forum's got Bare Girls ... fcuk me Quentin... stop making me giggle! 
Sure mate. 'The race that all marathoners fear' was a 'breeze' for you because they moved the course away from the hills, despite the fact that the entire city is built on hills
Amen ... even dragged me into his pantomime when I hadn't demanded he prove anything to anyone ... stupid fcuker
Nobody did. HIAG wound himself into a frenzy all by himself
I love the way HIAG spent 2 weeks baking his humble pie for Piskie, and then just before he served him it, he rammed it in his own face
I love the way HIAG spent 2 weeks baking his humble pie for Piskie, and then just before he served him it, he rammed it in his own face
I love the way HIAG spent 2 weeks baking his humble pie for Piskie, and then just before he served him it, he rammed it in his own face
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Hoddle is a god
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I love the way HIAG spent 2 weeks baking his humble pie for Piskie, and then just before he served him it, he rammed it in his own face
That isn't how it is, though, Tobias.
I posted a photo of my medal, and Pixie has bottled an apology.
The fact that I am not even surprised ought to tell you everything you need to know.