Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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Is that Ford's replacement for the Mondeo?

Seriously, that's absolutely staggering.

Gayle is an old fella who can't get a game in a side that doesn't score ...

...three years extra man, there's something absolutely rotten going on at that club.

Apparently Ford’s replacement for the Mondeo is a better striker than Joelinton.
 
Well El Moron has already said he wants away, Lascelles and St.Maximum will already be lining up deals, and once they're away they'll need to tie everyone down who is any good, but I think this time they'll all have relegation pay cuts, so I can see them needing half a new squad for championship. All good news.
According to bbc Newcastle phone in, they don’t have relegation pay cut clauses!

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Now, fir me, it’s not the relegation clauses I find funniest.... It’s Miguel Almiron on £80k a week!!!!!
 
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They're just relentless aren't they ...

... do they never stop to think how they appear to normal people.

https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/03/sp...castle-fans-who-are-deluded-newcastle-united/

The lunatics have created yet another fictional Mag-fact that Mourinho has a special bond with Newcastle United. Why, because he knew Bobby Robson who managed them as well as lots of other teams. In their minds that virtually makes Mourinho an adopted Geordie 'who gets their club'. This is on par with another Mag-fact that the Fairs Cup became the UEFA Cup or that Benitez sorted out a job, visa and flights in a fortnight.

They say there's a very fine line between tragedy and comedy ...

... definitive proof that Shakespeare was a Mackem, fact!
 
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They're just relentless aren't they ...

... do they never stop to think how they appear to normal people.

https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/03/sp...castle-fans-who-are-deluded-newcastle-united/

The lunatics have created yet another fictional Mag-fact that Mourinho has a special bond with Newcastle United. Why, because he knew Bobby Robson who managed them as well as lots of other teams. In their minds that virtually makes Mourinho an adopted Geordie 'who gets their club'. This is on par with another Mag-fact that the Fairs Cup became the UEFA Cup or that Benitez sorted out a job, visa and flights in a fortnight.

They say there's a very fine line between tragedy and comedy ...

... definitive proof that Shakespeare was a Mackem, fact!

You hit the nail on the head a few weeks back when you said it's success by osmosis, and my dad always said if it wasn't nailed down the Mags would claim it as theirs. It wouldn't surprise me if they didn't claim the Bobby Charlton had a "special bond" with the Mags ("Well, he's an Ashington lad and his brother managed the toon, and he's well associated with a United just not the Newcastle one), so he must have a specisl bond with us"). It feed their delusions and helps mask that they're not facing up to their clubs real issues and problems, a bit like how they go on about Sky calling them the entertainers, despite that only being used for a couple of years in the early and mid 90s.
 
You hit the nail on the head a few weeks back when you said it's success by osmosis, and my dad always said if it wasn't nailed down the Mags would claim it as theirs. It wouldn't surprise me if they didn't claim the Bobby Charlton had a "special bond" with the Mags ("Well, he's an Ashington lad and his brother managed the toon, and he's well associated with a United just not the Newcastle one), so he must have a specisl bond with us"). It feed their delusions and helps mask that they're not facing up to their clubs real issues and problems, a bit like how they go on about Sky calling them the entertainers, despite that only being used for a couple of years in the early and mid 90s.
I think Sky are referring to their fans mate and they're correct :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
ironically. the 'entertainers' tag was probably used mostly at the time, by Richard Keys when he was at Sky. Now he's probably in their fans top 5 most hated list after the way he's campaigned against the Saudi takeover that never was. nice one Dicky lad.

Something about that stunk from day one and still does.

Why pay a £17m deposit before the deal had been sanctioned ...

... is that normal practice.

My guess is that it was publicly announced to put irresistible pressure on the PL ...

... now that was entertaining <laugh>
 
Something about that stunk from day one and still does.

Why pay a £17m deposit before the deal had been sanctioned ...

... is that normal practice.

My guess is that it was publicly announced to put irresistible pressure on the PL ...

... now that was entertaining <laugh>
I actually hope this carries on for years and years watching them squirm and cry more and more each week as they continually get kicked in the nuts hope you are enjoying yourself Chippy you turn coat twat.<ok><laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
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I actually hope this carries on for years and years watching them squirm and cry more and more each week as they continually get kicked in the nuts hope you are enjoying yourself Chippy you turn coat twat.<ok><laugh><laugh><laugh>
Having just been through a torrid 12 months of takeover twists and turns, ups, downs and kicks to the nads I have great sympathy for football fans going through something similar - I mean just look at what poor Bolton, Bury and Wigan fans have been through. Then add in the effects of Covid-19 and think of the fans of Conference side Dover.

These are all real people suffering and then you come on and say that for NUFC you hope this will carry on for years?!

I am truly appalled by this thinking! Just what is wrong with it going on for decades?