Mackem Jokes

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Know any?

What do you call a Mackem with a nice house?





A resident of Tyneside.

 

[Brian Storm]

Albert, Where did you get this idea I wonder?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Albert, Where did you get this idea I wonder?

From a thread I did a year ago fella.
Thanks for you interest though.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

What happens when a SAFC fan gets Alzheimer's?
His IQ goes up.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Why do Mackem lasses wear green lipstick?

Red means stop

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

A Mackem thinks relative humidity is the sweat on his nuts when he's giving his sister one

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

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[Warmir Pouchov]

Why does a mackem lass wear knickers?

To keep her ankles warm

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

How many Sunderland fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they're quite happy living in the shadows

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

What's the difference between a Mackem and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

How can a mackem mother tell if her daughters been having sex?

She can taste it on her sons penis

 

[leez]

got this off me nephew he made it up







even me chip fork has more more points than sunderland ..made me laugh

 

[Stuart Blanc]

What dos a mackem lass use for protection?

A bus shelter

 

[Wisey's Hair]

What happens if you feed a mackem viagra? He gets a bit taller.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

What happens if you feed a mackem viagra? He gets a bit taller.

Or she gets a massive erection...



But leave off them guys, they might have the fewest number of points, but they've got the most chromosomes...

 

[Wisey's Hair]

How do you brainwash a mackem?

Give them an enema

 

[MrRAWhite]

Albert reminds me of that unfunny DJ from the film Good morning Vietnam!!!

 

[RobEllious]

Albert reminds me of that unfunny DJ from the film Good morning Vietnam!!!

Was that meant to be funny?. Im confused, does this make you witty? You sunderland fans have much to teach us you witty fellows you

 

[Wisey's Hair]

Whats the difference between a mackem lass and a kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a kitkat.

 

[Obi Wan]

INTERVIEWER: So can you give me an example that demonstrates your ability to apply multi-tasking skills?
MACKEM: Wey aye, ah ken shag me ma, me sista and me anty all at the same time like.
INTERVIEWER: Really? How do you manage that?
MACKEM: Wey they're all the sayem person!