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Godrevy Buoy said:
Another misuse of a word. Sent ‘spies’ to training. Did they come in Aston Martins armed to the teeth. Did they have a beautiful woman on their arm .? Did their car go under water in the canal. Perhaps they eliminated several opposition key players. Typical Leeds, can’t even get the spying right, no wonder auto promotion evaded their feeble efforts.
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Here is the definition of spy. Seems to cover what Leeds did. (And nothing wrong with that in my opinion).
spy
(spī)
n. pl. spies (spīz)
1. One who secretly collects information concerning the enemies of agovernment or group.
2. One who secretly collects information for a business about one or moreof its competitors.
3. One who secretly keeps watch on another or others.
 
LeftSaidFred said:
"Mr. Bamford, you are charged with being a cheating ****. How do you plead? No, actually I pronounce you guilty as charged, to the cells with him."
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Or... Mr Bamford. You are charged with been ****. I did consider community service.

Cleaning all the **** up that surrounds Elland road and such.

However...

I'm a **** myself Mr Bamford, so I do hold some empathy toward you.

I hereby sentence you to playing for TWS for the rest of your life.

Take him to Bellend please now officer.

The **** him.
 
dennisboothstash said:
Very funny

Mind you I think Leeds were right to play on.

I don’t think any team should kick the ball out for an injured player. If the ref thinks it’s bad (head injury etc) then the ref should blow up and stop play.

Still very funny though
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I agree with that, however sometimes the players appeal the injury to the other team and normally they knock it into touch, Leeds played on and the player near the halfway line looked around, paused for a split second, with that Villa players stopped, but he passed it down the line for his team mate to score, that's dirty
 
Barchullona said:
Here is the definition of spy. Seems to cover what Leeds did. (And nothing wrong with that in my opinion).
spy
(spī)
n. pl. spies (spīz)
1. One who secretly collects information concerning the enemies of agovernment or group.
2. One who secretly collects information for a business about one or moreof its competitors.
3. One who secretly keeps watch on another or others.
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As they got caught and exposed you can’t really say they secretly collected anything. I can agree they are crap at attempting to be spies. I can agree that they are cheating twats at every level. After cheating like they did it was the least to be expected that the let Villa level the game. It only saved them being named as cheating bastards later. Also with video evidence Bamford should miss the play offs as he is a cheating twat and needs punishing by the FA. I hope they **** up the play offs as they are cheating bastards. I also hope I have made my position clear on what I think about spying and cheating.
 
Godrevy Buoy said:
As they got caught and exposed you can’t really say they secretly collected anything. I can agree they are crap at attempting to be spies. I can agree that they are cheating twats at every level. After cheating like they did it was the least to be expected that the let Villa level the game. It only saved them being named as cheating bastards later. Also with video evidence Bamford should miss the play offs as he is a cheating twat and needs punishing by the FA. I hope they **** up the play offs as they are cheating bastards. I also hope I have made my position clear on what I think about spying and cheating.
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Quite agree about Leeds. Just that you seemed to be unaware what the definition of spying is
Had a plumber I know doing a job for me today. He is a Leeds fan ( he is from Leeds). Told him the same as what you said above. But only after he had fixed my boiler.
 
Kempton said:
Spying on training sessions will give no advantage whatsoever. TWS do seem desperate though. Cheating is in their DNA though, so that's the way they'll continue to roll.
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Their form dropped off pretty much after it, although quite a few predicted it would anyway, as they generally come down with the christmas lights, plus apparently the training regime's more designed for an international regime, rather than a championship schedule, so fatigue (apparently) was always liable to be a factor as the season came to a close.
 
DMD said:
Their form dropped off pretty much after it, although quite a few predicted it would anyway, as they generally come down with the christmas lights, plus apparently the training regime's more designed for an international regime, rather than a championship schedule, so fatigue (apparently) was always liable to be a factor as the season came to a close.
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Also... they're **** <eek>
 
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DMD said:
Their form dropped off pretty much after it, although quite a few predicted it would anyway, as they generally come down with the christmas lights, plus apparently the training regime's more designed for an international regime, rather than a championship schedule, so fatigue (apparently) was always liable to be a factor as the season came to a close.
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The starting off the season well then tailing off has been a trait of previous Bielsa teams. Combine it with Leeds habit of imploding and it was to expected. And it is wonderful to behold.
 
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DMD said:
Their form dropped off pretty much after it, although quite a few predicted it would anyway, as they generally come down with the christmas lights, plus apparently the training regime's more designed for an international regime, rather than a championship schedule, so fatigue (apparently) was always liable to be a factor as the season came to a close.
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Apparently he is a bit of a tyrant.
3 training sessions a day in pre season..players sleeping on camp beds at the training ground between sessions..

Running out of steam was always on the cards.
 
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steverico said:
I agree with that, however sometimes the players appeal the injury to the other team and normally they knock it into touch, Leeds played on and the player near the halfway line looked around, paused for a split second, with that Villa players stopped, but he passed it down the line for his team mate to score, that's dirty
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Of course it was dirty...he’s a Dirty TWS player!

I don’t disagree. My point was more that I don’t think any team should ever put it out for injuries.
All teams and fans should be told no one is expected to and if the ref thinks it’s serious they will stop it.
Too many players pathetically go down when they’ve been skinned as another way of stopping an attack

Still funny though
 
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dennisboothstash said:
Of course it was dirty...he’s a Dirty TWS player!

I don’t disagree. My point was more that I don’t think any team should ever put it out for injuries.
All teams and fans should be told no one is expected to and if the ref thinks it’s serious they will stop it.
Too many players pathetically go down when they’ve been skinned as another way of stopping an attack

Still funny though
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I agree that the ball should stay in play until the ref blows, or a players sees the injury is severe and punts it into touch, and it was hysterically funny, I’ve watched it 20 odd times and I still laugh
 
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