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There's a list on exceptions due out anytime between no and the 5th... My trip away wasn't actually a holiday, but I have to be there and was making trip of it.
Ive done you a letter just in case:

Company Letterhead
Attn: Border Control
This letter serves to confirm that Captain Wrong (UK Passport No. 69696969) has been requested to visit Indonesia to provide consultancy services to PT XXXXXXXXX. The company is currently in the process of buying distressed assets in Indonesia and CW has unrivalled experience in such M&A business with particular reference to corporate takeovers. I cannot provide his CV but please review the following:https://www.not606.com/threads/takeover-covid-19-20.383026/ for evidence of his expertise in these matters.

Yours Sincerely
Jakarta Toon

PS He probably has drugs stuffed up his arse but I have already point this out to Indonesian Customs so suggest you let him through as is.
 
exactly. Virtually all governments are in the same boat. There isn’t a manual for this. Tock and a hard place. With dark nights and a north of gym closures I’m personally gonna find it tough as the gym was my way of de stressing. I’ll literally be closing my laptop after work and staring at walls for a month.


Which is far healthier then reading the Daily Mail surely?
 
Turns out its all a hoax guys, this Irish bird has the evidence <laugh>

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This lockdown is a load of bollocks.

In Birmingham, near where I live, I’ve drove past KFC, Maccies, Burger King etc, each one had about 20 plus people in it, some even had them masks pulled down. Stood right next to each other, went past a park earlier a group of about 12 people having beers.

I literally follow the rules and regs as much as I can, so when I see that it just pisses me off. Literally, what’s the point.
 
This lockdown is a load of bollocks.

In Birmingham, near where I live, I’ve drove past KFC, Maccies, Burger King etc, each one had about 20 plus people in it, some even had them masks pulled down. Stood right next to each other, went past a park earlier a group of about 12 people having beers.

I literally follow the rules and regs as much as I can, so when I see that it just pisses me off. Literally, what’s the point.
**** their rules, I'm gonna have a few holes of golf at the weekend, completely on my own, with no one near me, at a course where I've already paid to play.
 
Got my flights all sorted.... All I needs my covid test back... Has anyone any experience with these services? I used lloyds pharmacy..
 
Do you have to do the test yourself?

I got 2 when I was in hospital, the 1 up the nose isn't very nice
You sure they weren’t just yanking your chain?

“Yeah, this test you have to put it up your...err....nose, yes your nose”.

Nurse watches to see if gullible patient complies.
 
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Do you have to do the test yourself?

I got 2 when I was in hospital, the 1 up the nose isn't very nice
It was the one in the throat I didnt like. Had to get the Mrs to do it as it made me gag so bad.

She should be fine when she does her own. She is used to having a big object in her throat.
 
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No **** answered my question, so I'll try again

Has anyone been flying in lockdowns? I have a letter and a covid test to send off, but I have no idea when to send it off or whether it matters