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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by It's_all_Greek_to_me, Oct 31, 2020.

  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Didn't realise Gosforth was in the south.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Northern monkey
     
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  3. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ive done you a letter just in case:

    Company Letterhead
    Attn: Border Control
    This letter serves to confirm that Captain Wrong (UK Passport No. 69696969) has been requested to visit Indonesia to provide consultancy services to PT XXXXXXXXX. The company is currently in the process of buying distressed assets in Indonesia and CW has unrivalled experience in such M&A business with particular reference to corporate takeovers. I cannot provide his CV but please review the following:https://www.not606.com/threads/takeover-covid-19-20.383026/ for evidence of his expertise in these matters.

    Yours Sincerely
    Jakarta Toon

    PS He probably has drugs stuffed up his arse but I have already point this out to Indonesian Customs so suggest you let him through as is.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Which is far healthier then reading the Daily Mail surely?
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    hey comrade. Long time no see. Any thoughts on Corbyn? :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  7. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    that’s just a normal Sunday afternoon at Obi’s house, surely?
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Is he on a diet? I thought he bought for 14-16?
    He goes to Costco just to keep up the illusion that he's buying trade packs for his 'business' :)
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Turns out its all a hoax guys, this Irish bird has the evidence <laugh>

     
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  10. Leo Billy

    Leo Billy Well-Known Member

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    This lockdown is a load of bollocks.

    In Birmingham, near where I live, I’ve drove past KFC, Maccies, Burger King etc, each one had about 20 plus people in it, some even had them masks pulled down. Stood right next to each other, went past a park earlier a group of about 12 people having beers.

    I literally follow the rules and regs as much as I can, so when I see that it just pisses me off. Literally, what’s the point.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    **** their rules, I'm gonna have a few holes of golf at the weekend, completely on my own, with no one near me, at a course where I've already paid to play.
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Got my flights all sorted.... All I needs my covid test back... Has anyone any experience with these services? I used lloyds pharmacy..
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    You've got it.
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    Do you have to do the test yourself?

    I got 2 when I was in hospital, the 1 up the nose isn't very nice
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    You sure they weren’t just yanking your chain?

    “Yeah, this test you have to put it up your...err....nose, yes your nose”.

    Nurse watches to see if gullible patient complies.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It was the one in the throat I didnt like. Had to get the Mrs to do it as it made me gag so bad.

    She should be fine when she does her own. She is used to having a big object in her throat.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    have you been knocking off Pouchies lass too?
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Who hasn't, apart from Pouchy that is?
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    No **** answered my question, so I'll try again

    Has anyone been flying in lockdowns? I have a letter and a covid test to send off, but I have no idea when to send it off or whether it matters
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    No, not me.

    Ask Dorty, I’m sure he was going away this year a few times.

    <whistle>
     
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