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Lockdown 2

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by It's_all_Greek_to_me, Oct 31, 2020.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Someone has indeed been flying in lock down.

    Not me though.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Spain cancelled, Berlin cancelled, Krakow cancelled, New York cancelled <wah>
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    This is great news

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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Yes, looks like you got out of that one Captain. Terrorists won't deter Chippy though, what's the betting he will be posting photos of him living it up in some sunny Turkish resort in the next few weeks? Slipped out of the country and then back in. Once those terrorists spot those mustard chinos they will be ****ting themselves.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    No mate I fly out next Monday.... **** terrorists

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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Enjoy it mate. But if you do see someone dodgy wearing mustard chinos, just remember he doesn't get his round in! <laugh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I have an infiltration route planned to Turkey and then a different exfiltration route already sussed. It’s 31c in Marmaris still.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I reckon you must have a Turkish bird over there mate. Or is Turkey a secret rendezvous with Pouchy's wifey?
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    I'll be there jj
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ha ha, brilliant, nice one Captain. Enjoy it mate.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    it’s her nick name mate on account of the amount of the gobbling she does :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  12. JakartaToon

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    I flew but it was before there were any restrictions in UK regarding leaving or reentry so everything I required was for Indonesia. The Covid test and health letter were required by the airline to allow me to get on to go to Indonesia - may be the same with yours for Turkey. I took mine to airport day before but normally you just turn up with them when checking in and they clear you with other country immigration authorities first (doesn't take long).

    Covid test had to have been done within a certain time before departure (for Indonesia was less than 7 days before arrival). Best place to check is here:

    https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/turkey/entry-requirements

    Don't forget that you should also carry the following items with you in your hand baggage as they may be required as part of your immigration check in Turkey:

    1) sperm sample (minimum 200ml so you might want to start collecting now)
    2) stool sample (in clear plastic bag - minimum 4in long)
    3) urine sample (no more than 1 litre and stored in a children's party balloon)
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Sent my covid test yesterday despite it not being listed as required. Better safe than sorry..
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    mate Diane Abbott is counting Covid cases for the Turks.. the issue is the UK government’s attitude to their stats...
     
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  15. Toonitus

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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Go on there Captain. Are you flying the plane?
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    Am I ****... Was right at the back wobbling about like crazy today.....
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  19. Toonitus

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    I'm going to try licking someone's arsehole later on me thinks
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    I reckon it will be your own.
     
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