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  1. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Ffs
     
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  3. Gil T Azell

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    Me and the missus were arguing about the size of tits.
    I’m telling her that it doesn’t matter, she says it does.
    Long story short I start my new diet tomorrow
     
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    Haha
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Can’t believe the amount of sad cases on here that have actually take time to do that!


    Pub looks canny.
     
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  9. Gil T Azell

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    Yes I have realised who the nosey b*stards are<laugh>.
     
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    A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
    He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Eroveronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
    She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
    He copied the phone number and returned to his hotelm when back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.
    'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
    'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
    I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
    Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
    We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'
    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.
     
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  15. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Keep the body massage just give me two heads<laugh>
     
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    I went with a blind prostitute once . . . . you've got to hand it to her.
     
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