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My aviary roof leaks when it rains.
It's getting on my tits....
It's getting on my tits....
I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad, I take something for it.
When it gets bad, I take something for it.
I'm no good at helping the kids with Geometry homework.
Apparently a Polygon is not a dead parrot.
Apparently a Polygon is not a dead parrot.
A good wife will always be by your side during bad times.
Mostly to remind you that none of this would've happened if you had just listened to her
Mostly to remind you that none of this would've happened if you had just listened to her
People are always complaining about Auto-correct, but it's been around for years.
I got mine when I married the wife.
I got mine when I married the wife.
went to the pub today and asked for a glass of orange squash.
The barman and the lads started laughing, called me a wimp and took the piss.
I said, " You'd drink squash too if you had what i have"...
The barman looked concerned, "Oh sorry mate, I didn't realise something was wrong. What have u got?"
"50 pence" I replied."
The barman and the lads started laughing, called me a wimp and took the piss.
I said, " You'd drink squash too if you had what i have"...
The barman looked concerned, "Oh sorry mate, I didn't realise something was wrong. What have u got?"
"50 pence" I replied."