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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I never doubted it.
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Jan 24, 2025
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    stonkin Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Three people having sex is called a threesome.

    Two people having sex is called a twosome.

    Guess that’s why you’re people call you handsome.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 25, 2025
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    <laugh>
     
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    Diego, Jan 25, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    1st old lady: My joints are feeling stiff.

    2nd old lady: You're rolling them too tight
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 25, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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  9. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Tempted to try that even if it is in the jokes thread
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Jan 25, 2025
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    Gessa, Jan 25, 2025
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    Noy wrong. Roger.
    Not wrong, Roger.
     
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    rod french, Jan 25, 2025
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    OLOF, Jan 25, 2025
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hope it works for you handsome
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 25, 2025
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  14. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    You know what they say, if you want a job doing well, do it yourself.
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Jan 25, 2025
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    OLOF, Jan 25, 2025
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    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ellandback, Jan 26, 2025
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    A **** inside someone’s ****
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Jan 26, 2025
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    At least he can identify one <doh>
     
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    Whenever he uses a mirror
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Jan 26, 2025
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Southport slasher has been done in strangeways give that man responsible a medal and a pardon
     
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    OLOF, Jan 26, 2025
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