A good wife will always be by your side during bad times. Mostly to remind you that none of this would've happened if you had just listened to her
People are always complaining about Auto-correct, but it's been around for years. I got mine when I married the wife.
went to the pub today and asked for a glass of orange squash. The barman and the lads started laughing, called me a wimp and took the piss. I said, " You'd drink squash too if you had what i have"... The barman looked concerned, "Oh sorry mate, I didn't realise something was wrong. What have u got?" "50 pence" I replied."
