Them Budgie smugglers are blood dangerous items , the poor little thing
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Would an Irish lesbian be a Gaelic ?
Varadkar likes a Gaelic.
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Woman walks into a pet shop looking to buy a talking parrot.
Shopkeeper tells her he has 2 for sale
1 is £300 the other £50.
The woman asks "Why only £50?"
"That parrot used to live in a brothel" the shopkeeper informs her.
Laughing she bought the £50 parrot.
Takes it home, places the parrot and cage on the dining room table.
The parrot squawks " A new brothel"
The woman laughs.... Her 2 daughters return home from college.
The parrot squawks .."New girls"
Mother and daughters burst into tears of laughter.
The husband then arrives home from work
The parrot lets out a SQUAWK SQUAWK
"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN KEITH"
Shopkeeper tells her he has 2 for sale
1 is £300 the other £50.
The woman asks "Why only £50?"
"That parrot used to live in a brothel" the shopkeeper informs her.
Laughing she bought the £50 parrot.
Takes it home, places the parrot and cage on the dining room table.
The parrot squawks " A new brothel"
The woman laughs.... Her 2 daughters return home from college.
The parrot squawks .."New girls"
Mother and daughters burst into tears of laughter.
The husband then arrives home from work
The parrot lets out a SQUAWK SQUAWK
"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN KEITH"