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    Them Budgie smugglers are blood dangerous items , the poor little thing
     
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    Would an Irish lesbian be a Gaelic ?
     
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    Varadkar likes a Gaelic.
     
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    Woman walks into a pet shop looking to buy a talking parrot.
    Shopkeeper tells her he has 2 for sale
    1 is £300 the other £50.
    The woman asks "Why only £50?"
    "That parrot used to live in a brothel" the shopkeeper informs her.
    Laughing she bought the £50 parrot.
    Takes it home, places the parrot and cage on the dining room table.
    The parrot squawks " A new brothel"
    The woman laughs.... Her 2 daughters return home from college.
    The parrot squawks .."New girls"
    Mother and daughters burst into tears of laughter.
    The husband then arrives home from work
    The parrot lets out a SQUAWK SQUAWK
    "NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN KEITH"
     
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