Woman walks into a pet shop looking to buy a talking parrot. Shopkeeper tells her he has 2 for sale 1 is £300 the other £50. The woman asks "Why only £50?" "That parrot used to live in a brothel" the shopkeeper informs her. Laughing she bought the £50 parrot. Takes it home, places the parrot and cage on the dining room table. The parrot squawks " A new brothel" The woman laughs.... Her 2 daughters return home from college. The parrot squawks .."New girls" Mother and daughters burst into tears of laughter. The husband then arrives home from work The parrot lets out a SQUAWK SQUAWK "NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN KEITH"