Jokes

There is a theory being touted about by psychologists that the mass hysteria and screaming that occurred during Beatles concerts was brought on not by the fab fours music or looks but because they couldn't believe that four scousers where actually working at the same time
 
We've just come back from a holiday in Spain.
My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all of the food was like the stuff that we eat at home.
She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird stuff and you can't understand a word that they say."
So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland.