i was out cycling the other day and went off track through a field when suddenly i was attacked by a herd of sheep...fortunately i was only grazed
The players really need to take a long hard look at themselves. Can’t let down a manager of Lampard’s class without people noticing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day, push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
my nephew started work the other day and the foreman said 'here's a fiver go and get two skirting board ladders,and a glass hammer son'...he said 'yeah o.k. but i'm not that stupid that'll cost way more than this fiver'
please log in to view this image Meat Loaf in the background thinking, I would do anything for love, but I won’t do THAT!