I have CDO. It is like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order.
As they should be.
As they should be.
Jokes
- Thread starter ellandback
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cock
dangling
obtusely
im stricken with the same problem
makes it difficult to wear gym shorts
brisbane-lion
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Reminds me of the joke about two paddys looking for jobs when they see a sign saying "Three fellers wanted". One turns to the other and says "Ah it's a pity Seans not wit us, we could have applied for dat".
You ballsed that up a bit mate. Its tree fellers
Yes all four of themYou ballsed that up a bit mate. Its tree fellers
The wife and me haven't been getting on lately so decided on a make or break holiday to try and put the spark back, whilst packing she said ' I wouldn't mind being handcuffed' ....so I slipped some cocaine in her suitcase
new trading standards officer for Bradford proclaims, this is a wonderful job superb craftsmanship just like back home
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I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."
"That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start."
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."
"That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start."
- How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...
- Just Juan.
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