Reminds me of the joke about two paddys looking for jobs when they see a sign saying "Three fellers wanted". One turns to the other and says "Ah it's a pity Seans not wit us, we could have applied for dat".
The wife and me haven't been getting on lately so decided on a make or break holiday to try and put the spark back, whilst packing she said ' I wouldn't mind being handcuffed' ....so I slipped some cocaine in her suitcase
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I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary. "Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with." "That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start."
My Chinese mate said that he’s just opened a Crows shop. I said "you mean a clothes shop" and he said "no, come in and have a rook."
