An American tourist stood by watching an Irish farmer dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he said ‘Hey, pal, what are your doing? I’m digging up potatoes, sir’ ‘Potatoes? Those tiny things? You call them potatoes? Back home in Milwaukee we have potatoes 10 times that size!’ “Yes sir, but you see, we only grow them to fit our mouths!”
A guy walk’s into a bar and orders a rum and coke The bartender hands him an apple What’s this asked the man Just take a bite said the bartender That taste’s like rum he said Turn it round said the bartender That taste’s like coke a rum and coke apple amazing His friend came in as he was eating his rum and coke apple He told him And said anything you want he can give you an apple and it will taste like it He asks the bartender pussy The bartender gives him an apple He bites into it and says That taste’s like **** The bartender says Turn it round
Today the way snow came and went so quickly reminded me to never build a Snow Dalek again. I did that when the bairns were into Dr Who, I quickly learnt that when Snow Daleks start to melt they upset the neighbours. please log in to view this image
