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    Beach volleyball should be moved to the Winter Olympics.
     
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    I hate people who take drugs..........the police, customs, other drug dealers............
     
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    Marsch is a great manager who will save us from relegation this season. <doh>
     
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    BUGGER ME Joe Biden was at it even then

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    Looks like pussy-grabbing Trump.
     
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    its a joke not biting material

    besides Biden has form for sniffing
     
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    An American tourist stood by watching an Irish farmer dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he said ‘Hey, pal, what are your doing?

    I’m digging up potatoes, sir’

    ‘Potatoes? Those tiny things? You call them potatoes? Back home in Milwaukee we have potatoes 10 times that size!’

    “Yes sir, but you see, we only grow them to fit our mouths!”
     
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    Trump has form for grabbing and raping.
     
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    A guy walk’s into a bar and orders a rum and coke
    The bartender hands him an apple
    What’s this asked the man
    Just take a bite said the bartender
    That taste’s like rum he said
    Turn it round said the bartender
    That taste’s like coke a rum and coke apple amazing
    His friend came in as he was eating his rum and coke apple
    He told him
    And said anything you want he can give you an apple and it will taste like it
    He asks the bartender pussy
    The bartender gives him an apple
    He bites into it and says
    That taste’s like ****
    The bartender says
    Turn it round
     
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    Today the way snow came and went so quickly reminded me to never build a Snow Dalek again. I did that when the bairns were into Dr Who, I quickly learnt that when Snow Daleks start to melt they upset the neighbours.

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