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An American tourist stood by watching an Irish farmer dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he said ‘Hey, pal, what are your doing?

I’m digging up potatoes, sir’

‘Potatoes? Those tiny things? You call them potatoes? Back home in Milwaukee we have potatoes 10 times that size!’

“Yes sir, but you see, we only grow them to fit our mouths!”
 
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A guy walk’s into a bar and orders a rum and coke
The bartender hands him an apple
What’s this asked the man
Just take a bite said the bartender
That taste’s like rum he said
Turn it round said the bartender
That taste’s like coke a rum and coke apple amazing
His friend came in as he was eating his rum and coke apple
He told him
And said anything you want he can give you an apple and it will taste like it
He asks the bartender pussy
The bartender gives him an apple
He bites into it and says
That taste’s like ****
The bartender says
Turn it round
 
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Today the way snow came and went so quickly reminded me to never build a Snow Dalek again. I did that when the bairns were into Dr Who, I quickly learnt that when Snow Daleks start to melt they upset the neighbours.

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