Jokes
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Just managed to get the wife a job at Mi5, now I don't have to listen how her day went.
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Nicknames. My mate a sparky looked like Elton John and got called socket man
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I noticed on my TV remote, there was a 'Cinema Surround' button, so I pushed it.
All of a sudden, a voice came from behind me saying, "Move your head you fat tw*t!
All of a sudden, a voice came from behind me saying, "Move your head you fat tw*t!
when you see these water aid adverts showing some young kid having to walk 5 miles to fetch some water makes me wonder why you wouldn't move nearer to the hole
my mate was on a road trip in the oz outback when his car broke down , after a couple of days without water he said there was no alternative but to drink piss....he said he ****ing hates fosters
Sam Cookes mother had the right idea, he was born by a river.
Seriously though.
You'd think the father would go fetch the water instead of sending 5 year old Winston, come to think of it, you never see the men just the women, makes you wonder who's ****ing them.
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2020VisionofLeeds
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i want to come back as an Elephant
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