Folk hey! Just complemented someone on Facebook about their efforts for Movember and now she's unfriended me.
There was an announcement at the world yodelling championships: "Would all contestants please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue."
like everyone at the moment my problems are mounting, but i ain't sure how many as maths is one of them
Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man. "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular clich� for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out on my dad's property, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the paddock the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light.", he said. Turning to the fourth man, a Welsh guy, he posed the same question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is Diarrhoea," said Taffy. "What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh, I can explain," said Taffy, "You see, The other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could, think, blink,or turn on the light, I $hit my pants." He got the job...........
my nephew said he was sent out of history class because of his answer to a question by the teacher who asked..."billy name a great ruler"... he replied "an helix 30cm shatterproof"
Unfortunately it is mate, at least 2 or 3 times a week. One bit off more than she could chew with my older brother, when he grabbed the cane off her and chased her around the school with it.
