I noticed on my TV remote, there was a 'Cinema Surround' button, so I pushed it. All of a sudden, a voice came from behind me saying, "Move your head you fat tw*t!
when you see these water aid adverts showing some young kid having to walk 5 miles to fetch some water makes me wonder why you wouldn't move nearer to the hole
my mate was on a road trip in the oz outback when his car broke down , after a couple of days without water he said there was no alternative but to drink piss....he said he ****ing hates fosters
Sam Cookes mother had the right idea, he was born by a river. Seriously though. You'd think the father would go fetch the water instead of sending 5 year old Winston, come to think of it, you never see the men just the women, makes you wonder who's ****ing them.
