My wife and i went to the
auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first
exhibits we stopped at was the
breeding bulls. We went up to
the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said,
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES
LAST YEAR"
My wife playfully nudged me in
the ribs...... smiled and said, 'He
mated 50 times last year, that's
almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen
which had a sign attached that
said,
"THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES
LAST YEAR"
MY wife gave me a healthy jab
and said, WOW~~That's more
than twice a week!........... You
could learn a lot from him.
We walked to the third pen and it
had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters,
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES
LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said,
'That's once a day... You could
REALLY learn something from
this one'!
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every
time was with the same old
cow'.
My condition has been
upgraded from critical to stable
and i should eventually make a
full recovery.....................
