News just in...... A Taliban spokesman announced to the BBC today, they are now in control of Bradford, Oldham, Luton and Rochdale and expect to have full control of London by the weekend. ...
A man follows a young girl into a public toilet claiming he identifies as a woman. The girl's father follows the man home and knocks his teeth out, claiming he is the tooth fairy.
it was me it happend on my way to Hamlin we pulled into a motorway services me and our lass went for a pee i heard our lass scream as there wernt many people around, i ran in the ladies and a bloke had a mirror under the door , pulled him back by the collar uppercut and a kick in the teeth as we scarped