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brisbane-lion said:
A man follows a young girl into a public toilet claiming he identifies as a woman. The girl's father follows the man home and knocks his teeth out, claiming he is the tooth fairy.
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it was me it happend on my way to Hamlin we pulled into a motorway services me and our lass went for a pee i heard our lass scream as there wernt many people around, i ran in the ladies and a bloke had a mirror under the door , pulled him back by the collar uppercut and a kick in the teeth as we scarped
 
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Makemstine Roger said:
it was me it happend on my way to Hamlin we pulled into a motorway services me and our lass went for a pee i heard our lass scream as there wernt many people around, i ran in the ladies and a bloke had a mirror under the door , pulled him back by the collar uppercut and a kick in the teeth as we scarped
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On ya. mate. Should be more of it. :emoticon-0148-yes::smiley-finger007: Can we now think of you as a fairy? (Tooth variety, I mean.) <laugh><laugh>
 
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