He just tweakin, nah?Yeah, i kind of formalised it like i was e-mailing someone important, **** knows why
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Couple on first night of their honeymoon. The groom comes down the stairs at 5 in the morning, carrying his fishing gear.
The night porter, stops him and says, I hope you don't mind me saying sir, but first night of your honeymoon I wasn't expecting to see you with fishing gear, if you know what I mean.
Oh no, we won't ne doing that, she has a real bad dose of the clap.
Well sir, isn't anal all the rage these days.
God no, she has terrible diarrhea.
Well how about a blow job.
No, she has herpes of the mouth.
Well that just leaves a hand job sir.
No not that either, she has real bad dermatitis and it's highly contagious.
So then sir, can I ask why you married her.
Yes......the maggots
The night porter, stops him and says, I hope you don't mind me saying sir, but first night of your honeymoon I wasn't expecting to see you with fishing gear, if you know what I mean.
Oh no, we won't ne doing that, she has a real bad dose of the clap.
Well sir, isn't anal all the rage these days.
God no, she has terrible diarrhea.
Well how about a blow job.
No, she has herpes of the mouth.
Well that just leaves a hand job sir.
No not that either, she has real bad dermatitis and it's highly contagious.
So then sir, can I ask why you married her.
Yes......the maggots
I've got a James Bond Edition 2CV in the garage Roger...gotta be worth a few bob ?
Not banned mate, sulking and flounced because he got a 24hr ban for ****ing with brb.
would that be parked next to your Only fools Reliant Robin
Nope...that's fake.
Mine's got the bullet holes in the back after the car chase scene.