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You call Boris yet not wee jimmy who was responsible for killing your old folk. Scotland rely on Westminster for free everything. So yes let those people go and take that idiot Blackford with them. Don't forget to relocate when scotland achieves the oblivion of non indipendence. Really though it is just a load of drum bashing to extricate more money from England. She is pulling the wool over Scotland eyes and using those daily press briefings on tv for her own political ends. This of course is a sneaky way if gaining an unfair advantage over other parties. Sturgeon the slayer is an egocentric and power hungry dictator. Scotland are broke and Blackford has often held out the begging bowl but he fails every time.100%
Ok, perhaps a little inaccurate. Boris the Bastard of Britain might have made 6 appearances.
I would love to see an indipendant Scotland if they vote in favour. So on with the ballot i say and up with the border controls and give our pound back. You can have the euro and become dictated to by van der layen and her unelected cronies. But please return to Scotland and join your place of birth in the new dictatorship.
Haircut ? We used to call that a basin head that sits atop wee krankies Barnet, no style.....a bit like the wearer,still ya get what you vote for admittedly the choice is ropey north and south
woa all ships built on the Clyde are paid for by England so no more shipbuilding, all the oil rigs pipelines and workers are paid for by England, you have independence forget the oil we will pump it to Teeside, no more revenue there, the railways paid for and run by England, The ferries paid for run and crewed by England.. You can't use the pound anymore, all taxes collected do not cover Scotland expenditure to the tune of 11 billion shortfall, all the freebies Krankie is giving away is paid for by England not Scotland, the Scottish isles have already said if Scotland breaks away from England they will dump Scotland in favour of England, 90% of Scottish trade is with England , do you honestly think the English will buy scottish produce after you have done the dirty on them, seeing as we have agreed trade deals covering 584 billions already agreed.You will never join the EU as Spain will not let you as if you do they will have to give Catalonia independence as well as the Basque region.Anyone with a Scottish Birth Certificate will have to go back home or become an English citizen.
the thickos in the SNP have not thought it through, they have stolen millions and cannot account for it . I hope you get independance with a proviso that you cannot re enter the UK for 5 years there will be more jocks smuggling over the border for asylum, than dingy people over the channel. the only effers left to work will be the SNP
and adults with the minds of children, like some contributing to this thread
Style? I think you misunderstood the unfortunate term 'lockdown haircut'. No style is exactly the unintended point, especially being in the public eye on a daily basis. Ask Mrs Oldschool if she's give herself a haircut like that before going on telly.
Style? I think you misunderstood the unfortunate term 'lockdown haircut'. No style is exactly the unintended point, especially being in the public eye on a daily basis. Ask Mrs Oldschool if she's give herself a haircut like that before going on telly.
She must have always cut her own hair because it was like that before lockdown
ffs
she's looking good now though just needs a broom and a pointy hatShe must have always cut her own hair because it was like that before lockdown
She's already cast a spell on the sweaties with her propaganda bullshit
sieg heil 
highest death rate in the UK through drugs, instead of independence she should bring Glasgow out of poverty and help beat the drug problem, and find out which one in her party stole the 6mill
Another completely uninformed rant. You've simply offered opinion on things you have no idea about, rather than offer constructive criticism based on factual evidence. Is it any wonder we seek independence?
Is it any wonder we seek independence?
No wonder we want rid
like getting rid of a wart
Care home deaths in Scotland are the worst in the U.K..how is that for a fact.
Another completely uninformed rant. You've simply offered opinion on things you have no idea about, rather than offer constructive criticism based on factual evidence. Is it any wonder we seek independence?
The leaders of the E.U. do not get reelected but have a job for life. Where is the democracy in that it makes them dictators (fact). When will there be another once in a generation vote?. Did not like the result then change the rules. I like Scotland and if the country votes to leave i have no problem with that. But do not expect England to grant different just because of a land border. Passport required and border controls plus euros for the currency.
But here lies the problem will the E.U. let scotland join. If yes then they would go to the second division which is coming. The rules are that a majority will be needed to vote through rules and policy in the E.U. parliament. But not every member state voting in favour. This of course will lead to germany and france buying votes and leaving the second class nations to be trodden on.
Did you write this in the 70s? That's the last time Clyde shipbuilding had any prominence. BAE are set up to build type 26 frigates. Nothing else. I think you'll find that it's British money that pays for it, not Scottish, and not english.
Oil rig workers and pipelines? When was the last pipeline fabricated in Scotland? Workers? Are you aware of the massive slump in the industry? My sister lives in the hub of it all, Aberdeen, and the city is devastated as most of the oil jobs have gone. I think you'll find that england paid them fcuk all. What significant oil companies are owned by the english? Kept it quiet if there is one.
Pump oil to Teeside? Really? Only if Scotland sells it to someone in Teeside. The oil is in Scottish waters, not english.
The railways run by england? Really? Think the Dutch company with the current Scotrail franchise might object to being called english. Don't blame them!
90% of Scottish trade with england? ROFL. You obviously haven't looked at the UK Gov website. It reports:
Main export partners:
Rest of the UK 60%
WTO Rest of the World 21%
EU European Union 19%
United States £5.5 bn
France £3.0 bn
Netherlands £2.8 bn
Germany £2.5 bn
Belgium £1.3 bn
The pound. We've been through all this. Alex Salmond mooted the possibility. He acknowledged that to do so, it would be the right thing to do to accept a proportion of the national debt. The tories rejected the whole concept. Quite laughable if you go into the detail of it, actually.
The Scottish Isles? Go on, give me a link for that one. Most of my relatives are from the isles & are more pro-SNP than anyone. As a matter of interest, was it all 900 isles? This is your most laughable & wildly incorrect assertion yet.
I suggest you simple STFU on matters you clearly know fcuk all about. No need to apologise - I'd rather hand this thread back to the subject it was created for.
Oh, unless your post was meant to be a joke. I doubt it, but it does quite easily qualify.
Independence for Cornwall!!!!!!!
You admire her so much that you notice these things? And then admit it???? Pervert!She must have always cut her own hair because it was like that before lockdown
Why are you obsessed with the Thatcher look. Small factoid: Wee Nick is on the record as saying that she was inspired by the Wicked Witch to get into politics - she hated her that much! Troo dat.
Now when you say homies**** knows este. Maybe smoking menthols is what makes them go around shooting each otherso could be a good thing if the homies are banned from smoking it.
