One of my grandsons asked me "Where does poo come from?" I thought, 'ello, here we go, so I explained as best I could the process. When I'd finished he look puzzled and said, "what about Tigger?"
And some people's minds are stuck in the 19th century. It was illegal to be a homosexual up until the 1950's - some people thought you chose your sexuality. Or to put it into your crude terms, your sexuality was chosen for you depending or not if you had a dick. I guess those are the people whose foreheads you allude to, right ?
I quit my job at the helium gas factory, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone. I just interviewed a bloke for a job. “Can you perform under pressure?” I asked. He replied "No, but I do a great Bohemian Rhapsody". I got sacked from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over. My old dad used to say; "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more". He was a lovely bloke. Terrible anaesthetist though. Doctor told me my body ran out of magnesium....... 0mg!!! I saw this advert in a window that said ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down.' Just heard that the local prosthetics shop is changing hands....
Sociology in 2021 A young black pre-teen kid asks his mother, "Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?" "Well, Child.....Socialism is when White folks work every day so we can get governmental entitlement stuff for free. You know....like our free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBT, WIC, free school breakfast, lunch and in some places supper, free health care, utility subsidy, and a Riot every now and then so we can loot......it's like shopping for free, and on and on...you know, That's Socialism." "But Momma, don't the White people get pissed off about that?" "Sure they do, Honey. That's called Racism."
are you serious ? Pull figures out of the air to suit my agenda ? How about posting figures from two days ago ? We had the worst death rate IN THE WORLD 3 months ago before BJ got lucky and the vaccine came to his rescue. Jesus, keep tugging that forelock tuppence ! (sorry OLOF you might need more popcorn)
Obviously you don’t know how to read figures and trends So Boris got lucky did he good for him we can be great full for that luck as it rubs off on us We are now giving jabs to all over 40 and I understand that in 2 weeks time this could be extended to those over 30 ( luck or good management I don’t care) good news don’t you agree ?
That totally inept leadership ordered vaccines early from multiple manufacturers, now that’s good management but we’ll leave it there as we are now talking pure politics and Olof won’t like it as it’s no joke
Literally the worst death rate in the world pre-vaccine and you still think that's good leadership ? We're one of the top economies in the world, some would say we're one of the greatest countries in the world. We're certainly one of the richest, ordering vaccines during a world wide pandemic is a no brainer, but yeah Boris is a genius for ordering some vaccines because, well yeah, he ordered some. Keep tugging that forelock !
Sigh obviously my attempt to get this thread back on track with lots of corny jokes has failed, so another thread to add to my ignore list
It's illegal to have sex with children and rightly so, what's your take on that, are you into that kind of thing, or happy it's a sexual choice of some? personally I don't give a **** whether someone is gay or not, what I am sick of is it being promoted all the time, with the gay pride ****e. You're still either male or female
