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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    Really?
     
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  2. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    Same site as i look at.. Very accurate.
     
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  3. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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  4. OLOF

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    Back on topic you scared ****s:emoticon-0105-wink:
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  5. 2 pennth

    2 pennth Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for bringing us back to reality
    Anyway it’s not us who are scared of the tiniest of jabs <laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. OLOF

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    I'm not scared of a tiny jab, im man enough to tell them to go **** themselves :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    What I like about you OLOF is your reliability :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  8. Poly

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    You'd rather have COVID ?
     
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  9. OLOF

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    I've had it almost every year,
    next question
     
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  10. Poly

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    Where do babies come from ?
     
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  11. OLOF

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    You forgot my indefatigability<ok>
     
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  12. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what pronoun you'd like to be called, and don't really want to, or care, but for me, there are only two, a man and a woman and when they get it on, they produce babies.<ok>
    Try telling that truth bomb to the world, no need to thank me <ok>
     
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  13. Poly

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    So you belong to "there are only two genders" camp ?

    For me, your gender is your choice.


    And the COVID vaccine is still a wise choice.
     
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  14. OLOF

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    I know its difficult for some to comprehend, but you're born either male, or female.
    and i would guess that 700 plus people who took the Astrajab wish the hadn't now they're dead.
     
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    Weird, plain weird.....Mr/ Mrs which one are you? Potato maybe ffs
     
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  16. esteponawhite

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    One flew over the parrot's nest.
     
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  17. oldschool

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    Lots of the deaths have been put down as covid.....and lots of them are plain wrong unless you work for auntie
     
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  18. Whitejock

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    700? A sad loss, yet I'm guessing that the 3,000,000+ who've already died would jump at the chance of a jab. Only they they can't as they're already dead ..... :(
     
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  19. OLOF

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    The majority of that figure you quote would indeed jump at the chance of a jab of some kind, or some treatment, like my dear old ma, and the bloke who fell of the ladder, and the.... do i need to go on?
     
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  20. Poly

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    Ah the traditional view - and of course the traditional view of the Earth was that it was flat

    A few more that 700 have had no vaccine and have died - over 500,000 in the USA alone.
     
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